Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible. — Things I’ll teach my children  (via whitenes-s)

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  • Straight haired person: Just comb it!
  • Curly haired person:

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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divasdishblog:

"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."
- Our Bodies, Ourselves.

divasdishblog:

"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."

Our Bodies, Ourselves.

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iwillmindfuckyou:

a-trex:

lotsofhate:

Guess what highschool I go to

wildcats

WHERE IS YOUR ENTHUSIASM

iwillmindfuckyou:

a-trex:

lotsofhate:

Guess what highschool I go to

wildcats

WHERE IS YOUR ENTHUSIASM

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rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

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rosehatahway:

I only make 40,000 a year. Maybe I should kill myself.

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